You Might Be a Mormon If…


  1. Green Jell-o with carrots mixed in doesn’t seem strange.
  2. You have actually eaten Funeral Potatoes.
  3. You are not surprised to hear words like Darn, Fetch, Oh my heck and shoot.
  4. Somewhere in your family tree is a polygamist.
  5. You know the difference between a ‘steak house’ and a ‘stake house.’
  6. You have a bumper sticker that says “Families are Forever”.
  7. You were an Aunt or Uncle before you were three.
  8. Your spouse’s mother was pregnant at your wedding.
  9. Your family considers a trip to McDonalds a night out.
  10. You consider a temple recommend a credit reference.
  11. There is a similarity between a ward basket ball game and the LA Riots.
  12. You think Jack Daniels is a country western singer.
  13. You can made jell-o salad without a recipe.
  14. You’ve heard about the BYU football game in a testimony meeting.
  15. You have at least two gallons of ice cream in the freezer at all times.
  16. A member of your family wrote in LaVell Edwards for president in the last election.
  17. Every driveway on your block has a minivan.
  18. You make a toast with red punch at your wedding reception.
  19. You have more raw wheat stored that some Third World Countries.
  20. Your idea of a wild party is a six pack of root beer and a PG-13 movie.
  21. You think “You’re a 10 cow wife” is a compliment.
  22. You actually get these jokes and share them with other members of your ward.

Hahahahaha, I just love this list.


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