Kathryn: Mommy, what was the best part of your day?
Mommy: Coming home from work!
Kathryn: Daddy, what was the best part of your day?
Daddy: You going to school!
Kathryn: *quite indignant* What? You just insulted me! Mom, didn’t daddy just insult me?
Mommy: I thought so….
Lauren: I don’t know what to do! Have you drive me into school or take the bus….
Mommy: Kid, make up your melon. If you leave at 7:20, you’ll get to school faster if we drive you. Who knows when you’ll get there if you take the bus?
Lauren: But I want to leave the soonest possible! I just don’t know what to do. Leaving for the bus 6:50… or you taking me at 7:20. I don’t know what to doooooo!
Daddy: Lauren. We don’t even know who your bus driver is this year.
Daddy: Ok, Robbie is your bus driver. You leave at 6:50 and maybe just maybe she’ll arrive at 7:10. Or she may pick you up around 7:30. You’ll then arrive at school anywhere between 7:45 & ah….
Daddy: Yeah, 8:15. However, if you let me take you to school, we’ll leave at 7:20 and arrive there between 7:25-7:30ish.
Lauren: Ok, but what if-
Kathryn: I have some seriously butt ugly people in my classroom.
Mommy, Daddy & Lauren: *blank stares at Kathryn* then we burst into laughter.
Mommy: Oh, that’s going on the blog. Someone watch Lily while I go and blog about it.